Dear Movie Fans:
I know you've all been faithfully reading each day's posts in this Aly Movie Blog, waiting to read my review of the version of "Les Miserables" that my Hollywood agent Frank has been pestering me to watch and review. I know that he figures, what the hell, I asked him to recommend a good movie or two, so he has every right to nag me mercilessly until I do it. But, damn! "Gimme a break!" I told him... after all, I am trying to save the environment and save the world and make all those rather quiet folks at the mortician's office look nice and presentable before they star in their final Hollywood-esque performance, all while I'm running for President and am having to deal with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and find a new place to live and while I have to fly to Colorado to drive up into the mountains and make some nice hot chocolate for my Hollywood agent so we can sit out on the deck and watch the stars, so he can tell me about the Andromeda galaxy while I do his chart to convince him that he needs to be doing some other work than being my agent because there won't be any money in it for him until I at least watch and review Les Miserables.
Okay, now that you've seen how well I write (let's see you try to "diagram" the last sentence of that previous paragraph) you certainly can understand why I am such a skilled and gifted movie-reviewer!
Okay, I have to go now, so I can rent the movies I agreed to review... first things first, eh?? In the meantime, all you Movie-Blog-fans can join me in watching the Hollywood stars on the silver-screen while my lazy agent Frank is sitting on his fat butt each night watching the stars in the sky...
Cinematically Yours,
Aly of Alywood
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